Late, wet and wedgied

I'm late, it's raining, i'm wet, I'm in a packed train and have an atomic wedgie... I detest wet weather traffic, driving safe doesn't mean driving stupid... Sucks how the traffic conditions worsen exponentially when pitted against increasing rain levels. Why do they not switch on the aircon in trains on wet days? They know we're damp and muggy... Faggotism I guess. Oh man I hate these jeans, they promote wedgies... I hate wedgies... Couple that with a packed damp train, I think I'm going to turn the tables and smile and laugh... Haha epic fail days for the loss... Finance has been tainted by some sort if faggotism as well... Ended last month less than 2k in debt, ended this month in 2.6k... THAT is faggotism haha...alas, I am far from throwing in any kind of towel, just having a rant is all... Did you know that last time it rained I openly swore at the weather?! Haha and it was topbof my lungs kinda thing, might have written about it
actually. Right shoulder and back is going spazzo as well... Damn I'm late... Haha let's see if I can smile and at least sum1 elses day just that little bit more pleasant...